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"Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’"
- Dude on OKC with the best pick up lines I have ever heard (via dutchster)

I’m not mad
That you wanted someone else
That you had feelings for someone else.
I’m mad
That you knew what you wanted
Who you wanted
You knew I wasn’t it
Who you had feelings for
That was very clear
You knew
And you didn’t care
You still flirted with me
And put things in my head
Of something that could have been beautiful
You lied
And you don’t even care
That’s why I’m mad.



In my eyes to be in a relationship is to be each others best friends. Know their quirks and habits. Worship every inch of their skin, nudity should not be awkward or only seen for sex.
And fall in love with their actions rather than their words.


their football kits have their initials on them


and niall is wearing zayn’s (๑✧◡✧๑)


Niall Horan has the same initials as New Hampshire… Coincidence? I think not.

in what fucking situation do you ever need this picture for




i will piss on your sofa